Not really sure how to start this blog, but I can assure you it is going to be interesting. I have a very unique take on Panera and several aspects of it. Today I am going to focus on bread with a side of bread.
I have eaten sandwiches in deli’s, hero shops, homes, restaurants, food trucks, and in countless other places. Never, have I ever, eaten an extra piece of plain, dry bread on the side of my sandwich. That being said, why would it be considered normal to have a side of bread with my sandwich…already on bread. Very confusing. I must say though that the name Panera BREAD sort of makes me feel guilty, like I have to eat bread there. I get a similar feeling when ordering anything non-wings at Buffalo Wild Wings or anything non-dairy at Dairy Queen. Despite the company name, I do think that the gluten-free nightmare of bread with a side of bread is inappropriate but given the delicious options of more bread, a dented apple, or some bizarre hippie chips, more bread is the only logical choice.
Soup in a bread bowl…with a side of bread. I just don’t get it. Your bowl is made of bread. You will eat the soup, then you will eat the bread. You know what I was really dying for after eating an entire hollowed out loaf of bread? Yup you guessed it, more bread!
Dr. Atkins would roll over in his grave if he knew the bread factory was offering bread with a side of bread.
Check out my next blog which will describe ordering at Panera and the utter chaos that ensues.
Panera Problemz 
Great blog!!! Very informative..do you have any thoughts regarding the fruit fly covered lemons? Or the fossilized triangles covered in dry jizz known as scones? Or the bucket for used dishes is filthy and vile? Love to hear your thoughts…..
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Lemons…horrible. Scones…wouldn’t touch ’em…recycling buckets, well I’ll talk about those another day
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Fag Diner is the worst place ever. The people there are begging for a swift kick to the gooch. Panera is a place where people go to feel sophisticated. Meanwhile it’s still processed fast food.
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Nobody likes avocado on everything
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Or hibiscus tea
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Panera is Awful. It’s still processed fast food. I want to kick everyone in the gooch there. It’s a place for dumb white people to feel sophisticated I guess. Who really wants aioli on everything? And what is aioli anyway? Glorified mayo?
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I once saw a mentally insane gentleman take the virginity of a bagel there once.
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PAFS
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Do you know the word Panera translates as “Breadbowl”? The place is literally called Breadbowl Bread.
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That’s why it’s the dumbest place ever. Literally the worst
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Awesome! Its really amazing piece of writing, I have got much clear idea regarding from this piece of writing.
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